So, I'm officially in the Spring-time spirit. I even broke out the chonklas (that's "flip-flops" to the non Latin-Os). It must've been the dreary weather that was putting me in such a funk. I apologize if I was bringing you down. And my sudden random change in disposition might seem a little bi-polar-like so I apologize for that too. But there's a free Cake concert on the South Oval, I only had to work for two hours today (and I got paid), and I'm going a baseball game tonight... what more could I ask for in a sunny Friday? Well... I could be greedy and ask for someone like Ben Affleck to drop by my blog and make a big ole fat donation to the Maria Goes to London Fund... but why ruin it? Besides, I only said Ben because I've heard all the stories about how generous he is when he hits it big in Vegas. I'd much rather have a go with Matt Damon... okay, who am I kidding, I wouldn't kick either one of 'em out of bed.
Hmmm... Oprah does that "wildest dreams" crap.
No, I wouldn't sleep with Oprah... pervs (but while we're on the subject, I have to mention one of my favorite quotes of all times: the comedian Godfrey was talking about the big O on VH1: "I'd have sex with Oprah. I'd smack her on the ass to see if change fell out!" Agh! I love it!)

Anyhoo... I've just discovered audioblogging! You know what that means... yep, I get to drunken dial all of cyberspace!! Hah! Next time I'm at a party and I'm all sorts of trashed, I'll probably send some random audiopost. Well, I'll probably also post some of my favorite movie quotes... hope you're Boondock Saints fans!

PS Hi Carrie!!! (she's one of my few loyal readers... that deserves a shout out ;)