Ole Red Eye Here

My the weeks have been going fast! Before I knew it, it had been a full 7 days since my last post! Sheesh!
Well, I can try to recap all the major events of the passed week, but... there are really only a few. So I'll jump to the most humiliating:
Saturday night Chanthamaly invited me to go out. Seeing as we live in the same city but never see each other, I figured I may as well. How was I to know that it would end up being one of the worst nights of drinking in my life? Yes, I spewed. I hurled. Whatever you want to call it, the bottom line is that I made a complete ass of myself! Who would have known that a tiny little Asian woman could get me so fecked up!? I have never been that drunk in my entire life, nor do I ever want to be again! So, I apologize if you were harrassed in any way by a drunken phone call from me.
Needless to say, Sunday morning was a whole lotta hell. I puked some more (Thank god my parents don't read this). It was around 6 that evening that I noticed the blood spot on my left eye. Yep, I'm thinking I burst a blood vessel in my eye from all the vomiting.
So ashamed. So ashamed!
So, kids, the only reason I'm sharing all this with the world is because... well, I don't know why the hell I'm telling everyone all of this! Maybe I figure if I tell everyone, I'll feel less stupid? No, I don't think it's working.
If I even think about drinking again for a few months, please, someone tell me to refer to this post... then poke me in the eye just for good measure!