My oh my

It's been a while since my last real post. Those news stories were just an attempt to divert attention from the fact that I lead a boring life. Ah well...
The latest news is that I've been looking into going to bartending school. It seems like it would be a great move. I've started to look around already for what my options might be once I graduate... and so far it's been pretty disappointing. But the one job that keeps popping up is bartender. I'm not kidding, I've plugged through search engines in Las Vegas, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, Hawaii, Boston... everyone needs bartenders. So, yesterday I went to meet with someone from a nationwide school. It all sounded great, I got to check out the facilities and everything. Well, I knew it was too good to be true because she wouldn't mention the tuition until the very end... almost $800!!! I guess it's kind of a good thing that they charge so much, that way I know that it isn't a scam.. but that's a helluva a lot more money than I have.
Well, I'm not going to give up. I'll think of something.