"You piss drinking sons of circus whores!"

That's about all I've caught of the new HBO series "Rome"... and so far I like it. That's gotta be the best insult EVER!!!

Well, maybe it runs a close second to, "Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!"

In other news: I'm starting my second and final week of bartending school tonight. All is going well so far, even though I did pretty shitty on my speed test last week. I passed, but barely, and I fucked up on one of the drinks. But I can still redeem myself on the next one. Oh, and even though I've learned a bunch of cool stuff about alcohol and how to make drinks and stuff... the best thing to come out of that class so far is this: "Brown Kids Bring Coffee".
Don't ask for an explanation, I can't do it.
But I can probably make that drink for you!