Probably a waste of my energy, but I'll forgive myself, I'm sure

Now, I'm not posting this because I'm a huge fan of Lindsey Lohan or anything. I mean, I actually kinda like her. How can you hate the adorable girl from The Parent Trap who got to run around hugging Dennis Quaid, doing her best to pull off a British accent? I'm no hater, so I'll admit it, I think she's gorgeous, now that she's back to her old voluptuous-red-head self that she was before she tried the waify blond thing. And really, how can we dislike someone who gave us Mean Girls?

No, I think I'm really posting this because it just fans the flames of my irrational hatred for Paris Hilton. I know that it's a waste of energy, harboring that much distaste (to put it mildly) for such a useless human being, who really doesn't have any direct impact on my life... but COME ON! Why is this broad famous? Because she's blond and her parents have a lot of money? I believe that's it. 'Cause in my opinion, she doesn't have the talent God gave a brain dead howler monkey nor the intelligence of a chicken. But that's just me. Some of you out there might feel differently.

But see, this just doesn't help her case, in my opinion. I know she's not saying anything, but trailing behind that douche-bag giggling like a... brain dead howler monkey... is really just as bad.
Thanks to my new favorite way to waste time for today's topic!