Pat Robertson needs to go suck a d*ck!

Duck. What? You thought I was going to say something else, didn't you? Well, I should have, but I'm a lady!
Anyway, before I tell you why he should perform such an act, why don't you try to guess who said the following:
"...a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor."

Was it Osama bin Laden?




Nooooooooooo!




[on Gay Day at Disney World] "I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate; this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor."
Pat Robertson
"The 700 Club" June 6, 1998