Be Cool

I am very much looking forward to tomorrow; I have the day off and the new Harry Potter comes out. I'm not even going to think about the two midterms that next week has in store for me... I'm good at that kind of thing, avoiding responsibility.
Anyhoo, some interesting things have happened at work since my last post. Some are too complicated to try to explain, but the best one... oh, it's great. One of my workers, who we shall call Carl, got himself locked in the freezer.
No, I am not making this up.
How does one get locked in the freezer? Well, he walked in to retreive some ingredients, closed the door behind him and the lock got jammed somehow. I was sitting in the office with another manager when we heard what sounded like someone messing with the freezer door. I sent him out to investigate, then heard him start yelling, "Who did this?! I am not kidding!! This is not funny!!"
So, naturally I went out to see what was going on, saw the lock jammed in the door, then heard a faint, "Hello?" from inside and nearly shit my pants.
A few minutes later the entire staff was gathered around the door trying to pry the stuck lock out. One of them found a metal rod from somewhere and used it as leverage, all the while visions of firemen with boltcutters were dancing through my head. I think I kept muttering, "I don't want to call my boss! I don't want to call my boss!"
Finally, about 5 minutes later, I heard a clank and a resounding, "Yay!" from the crowd, and "Carl" emerged from the freezer with a sheepish grin on his face.
Dear God, these people are gonna drive me to drink!