Come on Book 7!

I don't know if I should be proud or not that I've already finished the new Harry Potter book. I mean, the book is meant for adolescents, so it's a good thing that I find it to be such a quick read. Anyhoo, I started it around 10 o'clock Saturday evening and finished around 11:30 the next night. Hey, I'm not a slacker, I had to work! But Harry Potter is the devil... I should have been studying the whole time. Eh... it's just a Human Nutrition midterm, totally multiple choice. I got it.
So, Friday night I went out to the club, but it was miserably hot and I was sweatin' like crazy... and my hair probably looked like I was wearing a RuPaul wig. But none of it was at my expense, so I can't complain. And Saturday my big cooked for me, so that was all right. It was a pretty uneventful weekend... besideds the fact that I found out who the Half-Blood Prince is! *nerd alert* Oh, and my cell phone broke again, so now it's hanging on by a thread... literally! Thank God I finally get a new one next month.

Okay, for all you Buckeye fans (and especially those who've done Mirror Lake jumping during Michigan Week):

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius:
Today we salute you, Mr./Ms. Buckeye Student. You, adorned in your buckeyes, teach us that there is no limit to the things you can do with nuts. Sure, your drunken shenanigans have been in every newspaper and magazine in the country, but you know that you were doing that on purpose. Where others attend college soley for a good education, you preach of true higher education. With a major at OSU, an automatic minor in leisure activities and drunkology. You preach of a world where it's okay for someone to get drunk at 7a.m. and pee in public. You ask "Why can't we have bars in the library, and have beer pong as a varsity sport?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr./Ms. Buckeye Student, because we all know that there are only a few people who know what 20 degree water feels like in November.