Uhh...

So, I went out with Beavis and Butthead last night... the Latino version. Don't get me wrong, these guys are great, they're our fraternity brothers, perfect Latino gentlemen, great entertainment... but I gotta say it, they are like Beavis and Butthead. But, I guess that's not necessarily a bad thing.
The whole thing came about pretty randomly. I ran into Beavis at the football game (we made Illinois say uncle, 40-2), so we made plans to hang out later. I met up with Dawn and some of her friends after the game and we all hiked over to Estradas. That's where B&B met up with us. Most of us were already half in the bag by the time they got there, so they joined in. After that, Dawn and I went with B&B to gallery hop in the Short North (my first experience, and it was pretty fun). It was around the second bar, over Blue Moons, that the guys decided to share their "plan" for a perfect Fight Night.
Here it is ladies:
They would like to hire a nice young lady, or two, to come to their apartment during a big boxing match. She would spend the three or so hours dancing in the background, in a bikini, while they watch the fight. From time to time, she would have to replenish their beer, maybe fan them a bit with her Round card, and oh yeah, strut around in between rounds. She wouldn't do any talking, and they wouldn't talk to or touch her, either. Just good, clean fun. They also might be willing to sacrifice a coffee table to build a stage and pole.
They're currently interviewing candidates, and your fee would be negotiable.


PS Totally not making this up.